Six Pictures of a Asian Bargirl and Escort posted by Filipina Bargirls.

I’m choosing this girl today, not because of her looks, but because of her name–Melena. Back in the day, when I was making porn in the Philippines, I did a shoot with a girl named Melena. I don’t think it was this girl, but age and fat can make a difference. Especially when these girls are so young, their looks can change almost overnight.

Anyways, back to the point. I’d shot me fucking 18 girls in 30 days and I was pussied out. I was honestly sick of poontang. fucking was not fun anymore. Then Melena shows up. Perfect body, perfect face, couldn’t speak English for shit, but she was a goer. The past few girls I’d had to spend time jacking off to get ready for the money shot, the girls just weren’t doing it for me anymore. Well, Melena wasn’t having any of that, she wanted to earn her money, or she just honestly loved to inhale pecker.

I was laying back on the bed with my video camera while Melena started to inhale my pecker. WOW, I realized in about 2 seconds I wasn’t going to be finishing myself off with this girl. She had a totally new technique, and she loved playing it up for the camera. She got me off with just her tongue, my penis wasn’t even in her mouth! I came all over the side of her face and she smeared it around, got her hair mixed in, and had an incredibly sultry smile on her face the whole time.

Needless to say, of all the girls I banged on video that month, Melena won my heart. I think of her to this day when I need to think of something special to make me manjuice. Melena, wherever you are, will you marry me? — Phat Al

To see more of this Asian Beauty, my wanna be girlfriend, in her red sports tit slinger and her sweet little virgin Asian poontang, visit Melena at Trike Patrol to see why I got into the business.

4 Movies of JAV Starlet Tina Yuzuki posted by Asian poontang.

Asian medicine isn’t quite like Western medicine, and a lot of that has to do with cost. Most Asian girls are very poor, sending what little money they make back to their parents and brothers. Consequently, when it comes time for the biannual gyno exam, these Asian Beauties don’t go down to their local medical clinic, but rather have their brothers friends over to inspect their tight little Asian poontang.

The brother actually charges the friends money for the priviledge of poking and prodding their sisters sweet little honey holes into squirting, screaming orgasms. But once they do, and there is no smell, they sign off on the girls poontang as having a clean bill of health.

If you like Tina Yuzuki, and why wouldn’t you, she is gorgeous, watch her get some strange vaginal insertions and vaginal orgasms here.

4 Movies of Asian Bukake and Gokun posted by a Bukake and Pissing Contributor.

I love this Asian porn. These men really know how to treat their women. In the States I’m lucky to get a bitch to go out to dinner with, and if I do, she has to be within a couple of years of my age. In Asian you can get teenage Asian poontang to go home with you, tie them up, video them getting pissed on covered in semen, slap them on the arse, send them home, and do it all again the next day ‘free-of-banging-charge’. Damn, I gotta get back to Asia, this wester hemisphere quaffs for sex.

Misaki has some pretty sweet titties on her for an Asian girl. She is skinny and tied up with rope while being suspended on a toiled seat like she was getting a gyno exam. She is completely naked and takes major dousings of splooge and urine on her face. This gal has definitely earned her paycheck today!– Phat Al 

If you want to see more videos of this Asian beauty getting defiled an deflowered in the most unseemly ways, click here.

6 Pics of Oriental chick posted by My Nonnude Girlfriend.

The official caption for these pics is "Oriental tease posing sexy in a party" but I gotta be honest, this babe looks like a pumpkin, or rather a ‘plumpkin’. I’ve never seen a Jack-O-Lantern in Asia, but now I’ve seen an Asian Jack-O-Lantern–this Asian is kind of scary. That being said, she is kind of sexy in a scary sort of way. Let’s put it this way, this is the first babe I’ve seen that brings ‘blumpkin’ to mind. Don’t know what a ‘blumpkin’ is, no worries, Phat Al will give you the definition as it appears in the Urbandictionary.com:

1. Blumpkin
   The delicately balanced art of getting your pecker inhaled while taking a dump. Morty made frequent trips to the office restroom, but never when the janitor who calls himself Costa Rica is there, because that janitor likes to give Blumpkins. by Von Hayes Mar 9, 2005
2. Blumpkin
   To recive a hummer with defecating (taking a dump). The best of two worlds. This is universal, I can’t believe it wasn’t in here before! That New Jersey hooker gave me a Blumpkin and a scorching case of genital warts for $three.62. by bread infection Oct 21, 2005
3. Blumpkin
   Receiving oral sex while taking a shit.
   See also: crumpkin. She agreed to give me a Blumpkin as long as sweet karl came to visit. by nipplefish
4. Blumpkin
   The process of excreting fecal matter while at the same time recieving oral pleasure. The process should relieve the male individual in the excreting process as the sensual pleasure eases the anal cavity. Such acts are periodically performed under the influence of Alcohol.Barrie saw Nick on the shitter and, in her state of drunkneness, gave nick a most excellent Blumpkin. It was only after the roommate walked in, did it come to her attention that he was also shitting. hmmmmmmby person2u2u
5. Blumpkin
   The time honered tradition of recieving a knobber whilst taking a dumple stiltskin. After a long night of drinking, I tackled a drunk bitch and she gave me the most glorious Blumpkin ever. It was strictly a classy maneuver. bjblowjobshitdumphead by Thrilliam
6. Blumpkin
   The act of receiving a blow job and taking a dump on the toilet at the same time. Lenny Farinola propositioned every girl in the room for a Blumpkin, the one sex act he has yet to master. by Zac!
7. Blumpkin
   Considered a delicacy amongst weird kids, a Blumpkin is receiving oral sex while taking a dump.
   Also used as a chant during basketball games. man, after I took your sister to Taco Bell, she gave me the best Blumpkin ever.

Now if she can accomadate an ashtray and a coffee cup I think we have covered all the bases for a truly ‘religous’ experience.

Plumpkin or blumpkin, Phat Al would let this not so Asian beauty with the bright orange Asian poontang dressed like a Asian Bargirl give him a crumpkin or rusty trombone any day of the week. To see more of plumpkin; the blumpkin giving Asian whore, click here.

4 Movies of Asian Beauty Tina Yuzuki posted by Love that Asian poontang.

Tina Yuzuki is a beautiful Asian Adult Video starlet that gives me a cock every time I see her. Today she is wearing some sort of flannel lumberjack top and white cotton tit slinger that definitely does her titties justice. She is looking beautiful and sweet here and she’s giving a tug job. The nice thing about this Asian tug video is that the schlong is blurred out. I don’t know about you, but I like looking at the girly bits, not the dude. Censored means I don’t have to see the mans schlong, but I still get to see Tina’s expectant face as he cums all over her face, tits, and hair.

Click here for the best Asian pornsite on the web.– Phat Al